S1E19b Neptune's Spatula

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the nineteenth episode, Neptune's Spatula. Not the best episode we've ever watched. With a tip of the hat to King Arthur, SpongeBob is able to retrieve the Golden Spatula from the Greasy Griddle at the Fry Cook's Museum, resurrecting King Neptune who challenges SpongeBob to a cook off. Elsewhere, the coronavirus has brought Girl Scout Cookie season to a premature end, forced Stelly to hurriedly get the contents of her locker home, and means Gavin will be working from home for the foreseeable. Stay well, folks. Look after each other.

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Stelly:   0:08
Wait! Yeah! Hi, I'm Stelly. Hi, I'm Govern. And this is spunk. Rose, Kirk has the Sandro Square pants podcast. Welcome.

Gavin:   0:29
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to our broadcast.

Stelly:   0:31
Live from the United States of America. Not gonna say state or town, I think

Gavin:   0:37
for the Michigan

Stelly:   0:39
five. My throat's scratchy because I was screaming at the not screaming, yelling very loudly whilst projecting my voice Girl Scout cookies last day. Come and get your Girl Scout cookies.

Gavin:   0:54
You've already done the chef today.

Stelly:   0:59
Yeah, and they don't tell us when we're gonna end the next one because they say the other leader in Cookie Mom, people, They're like, we're gonna stay at that Charlotte booth long

Gavin:   1:15
for the longest portion

Stelly:   1:16
as long as we can until they kick us out

Gavin:   1:19
to try and get rid of his many cookies. You can't have your morning station.

Stelly:   1:24
We sold a lot of treats which were usually sell and fall. But we're selling them now because tons of school fund raisers are going on it fall. So just Solomon boost. We saw the light of those we sold out. Almost sold out of chocolate covered raisins, which was pretty interesting.

Gavin:   1:42
That's interesting. We should have some starts against the soup. Comply with seals and stuff of that. Have you reached a target? Uh, you're losing a week because of the Because everyone dying.

Stelly:   2:01
Just a quick projection of that. My voice has been scratching all week. It's just my throat is scratch.

Gavin:   2:14
You have a fever?

Stelly:   2:15
No. If I did that, I don't have the Corona virus. Super billionaire tears what

Gavin:   2:23
the world needs. No, as good podcasts.

Stelly:   2:28
And you know what's a good podcast report cost Sponge Bob Square past. You don't have the way.

Gavin:   2:38
We don't have to go to do this. We have a little studio office, which is kind of least the next. Listen up. So we can continue doing this because you have school fully

Stelly:   2:48
three weeks,

Gavin:   2:49
Three weeks. I'm off work. Well, I'm working from home. Four in quotes the foreseeable future. So I don't know how long that's going to be. You still didn't school, but for right?

Stelly:   3:02
Yeah, We were given tons of homework, but I wasn't here for the last day. So Mara took me up to the school. I went with her mom and miss two teachers. So? So I don't have math or social studies homework. But for science homework,

Gavin:   3:19
you can probably email

Stelly:   3:21
for science homework. We have, ah, bunch of science homework, Missy Elise like, ha! We're gonna be missing three weeks. And if I didn't get to the school and actually like, take over my stuff, you were told, Take everything out of your locker and gym locker or else it's all going to be thrown into the trash. And in my gym locker, there was my Bayern Munich jersey and forts, and there was also my Ah can the New England Revolution Jersey and tons of my shorts and then some my boots. And we had to try and track down one of the janitors because the gym was closed. And we're like, Let me

Gavin:   4:09
You did just stuff Month, okay?

Stelly:   4:13
And I also got my trombone, and I was able to get the new sheet music just before the band teacher left. You know, what's the sheet with the sheet? Music is, it's double sided. There's the U of M fight song, and there's the Michigan State fight song except Michigan State and U of M Both look incredibly hard, so

Gavin:   4:32
I don't know how the U of M one goes. I like the amateur fight fight spot

Stelly:   4:45
Rapids took that and it was fight fight maroon and white. And he just took the MSU. No, just

Gavin:   4:54
this happens All the thing Would you like to know? A fun fact. Now you know what? You were doing this thing last year. What united? We're recording the very first episode of SpongeBob Square Cast a year old.

Stelly:   5:10
Wow,

Gavin:   5:10
We're still in season one. I think we stopped there. Lupin you in. We start about months before you left. Continue doing that. Would have been in season two by now.

Stelly:   5:24
So between between the two booths that we have, as of right now, we were supposed to go like in between two. Cookie because we have today we were supposed to go to a movie and go eat dinner and then go the Charlotte booth. But all of the leaders said we're not gonna go to the movies because it's an enclosed space and we might get the Corona virus

Gavin:   5:49
celebration. I've been very clear about cleaning procedures that they're doing. It seems relatively safe to me, but for the next,

Stelly:   6:02
it's a teen center with a Theresa who is like the main person she's bashed. So she's always cleaning tables and cleaning counters, just cleaning all over the place.

Gavin:   6:17
So I

Stelly:   6:17
think that it's a pretty safe bet that at the teen center nobody will be getting the Corona virus. But sure, good point. But one flaw spread one flaw. There's one person who sometimes comes not all the time, but she's over 60. Definitely. So she's probably not everyone there is. Like under 40 or 45

Gavin:   6:51
years ago. He puts his name Adam. Adam. He's probably 2030 young. We're not here to spread panic about a virus. What? Here is talk about neck chin spatula. Theses episodes 19 be first aired on April, the 1st 2000 and two more episodes to do, and then the season is done. Why

Stelly:   7:21
don't we do this one socially?

Gavin:   7:24
We're selling cookies, probably.

Stelly:   7:26
No. You just said that we should wait till we get.

Gavin:   7:28
You know, I could be bolder than you convey Bullet, which, like some fun facts with Neptune Spatula. Sure. Chuck Lane, J lender on David Finn, which I think is the new name on the list. Okay, this is the first appearance of conception much like other episodes aired in Indonesia, the senior year Placido machine often, if not always is cut.

Stelly:   7:58
What is wrong about decide on

Gavin:   8:01
completely definite connection appears in the sponge. Bob Square cussed squid squid punks way Don't have a movie.

Stelly:   8:09
Yes, we do.

Gavin:   8:10
The man taking the show in the live action sequence as

Stelly:   8:13
Tomcat realize that Justin See

Gavin:   8:16
appear thistles the last episode of Hart. Fred Miller as on other mission director.

Stelly:   8:26
May he rest in peace. And

Gavin:   8:29
on SpongeBob's grilling and villain Saturday, that's absolutely elated. TV y instead off TV y seven. Interesting

Stelly:   8:36
because young people think

Gavin:   8:40
is 1/3 date. Sulfuric, rustic for the Krusty Krab is present. But squid, what isn't the first was such the second was our thank you once again to SpongeBob Fund on the corner for the

Stelly:   8:53
fandom. You for God,

Gavin:   8:58
all your agents Deli.

Stelly:   9:00
Aye, aye, Gavin.

Gavin:   9:04
Let's just get through this way.

Stelly:   9:06
We open on a museum in Spain. Farmers do the C. The golden speech going special is basically like meal near or the sword in the stone with mill near. You can't. It's it's stores Hammer you don't like my also doesn't apply to you, but like no one who isn't worthy can pick it up. You have to for the um,

Gavin:   9:39
this is the same for this partial.

Stelly:   9:40
Yeah, and the distant Neff tomb like It's a Neptune special, right? It's Yeah, he cooked within stuff and so many people have tried and no

Gavin:   9:55
one

Stelly:   9:55
has picked up the golden spatula,

Gavin:   9:58
a plaque that says Many have tried to pull the spatula off this ancient Greece. But all have failed.

Stelly:   10:04
And then SpongeBob goes up in tries.

Gavin:   10:06
Light of the lobster. Try. Yeah, he feels he's kind of buff,

Stelly:   10:12
and SpongeBob goes up.

Gavin:   10:13
He wasn't both,

Stelly:   10:14
It's SpongeBob tries, and he points somewhere, and he's like, Ah ha home and, um, Patrick has a camera and takes picture of And he was like Good jobs and Neptune Neptune appears. He's like, Ha ha ha ha, you're an idiot. You couldn't have possibly fold this spatula from the grease right in Neptune's like, No, this hot dog guy was the person who did it. This worthy cook, and then he's like, No, I just sell the hot dogs. I don't make them. And the Neptunes like no ha ha ha ha ha! It's even funnier. The second time somebody says it. Sponge Bob is not the agent fry Cook person. And then Neptune goes, Ah, Larry the lobster. Well, he didn't say Larry, but he goes over. He's like your buff, right? Yeah. And then Neptune's like, Yes. And of course, you're the person who pulled it out of the grease, right layers like no SpongeBob did. And then Neptune, like I do not believe this. This is fake. And he makes excuses about how SpongeBob Campion, the Fry cook, and then Patrick's like your sperm move. Oh, dude, it And then Neptune's like you don't have any proof. Patrick shows him a picture. SpongeBob Holden the spatula. And then Neptune shocks Patrick. And then this front rows. Basically, uh, what? Where am I? Neptune is like, fine. Even if you were, you have to face three challengers and then Patrick's like ha for the mighty SpongeBob. He needs more than three challenges. Give him four. Neptune's like okay, full of challenges. And then Patrick like, huh? For the mighty SpongeBob he can face keep going higher and higher. And then Neptune shocks him again. And then he's like, I'll settle for one, and then it was like One challenge

Gavin:   12:53
also was 505 100. But in the cell for one,

Stelly:   13:03
Neptune challenges funds work to a cook off and gives him a spot at Atlantis and the cook of Neptune's Wind rose like, Oh, wait, I won't be able to see any of my friends Then he's like, I kind of don't want to do this in the Neptunes like you have to because because I'm a God.

Gavin:   13:32
Thats continually confused because I thought it was like a ghost or something. But it's nor is

Stelly:   13:36
he is the king of the seas.

Gavin:   13:38
The king of the sea Great is a Greek

Stelly:   13:42
king of the sea

Gavin:   13:43
or the Roman King. Ulysse. Poseidon is a Greek. Your connections, the Roman one.

Stelly:   13:50
I think that Neptune's probably fake, but we'll shoot. Look up King Neptune Interest has King Neptune SpongeBob so food

Gavin:   14:02
and

Stelly:   14:03
do now getting Microsoft edge.

Gavin:   14:06
You never want to in the middle of stage

Stelly:   14:08
stealing. It's not working. So look, my feed is blown up with tons of corona virus.

Gavin:   14:16
Nixon is a Roman. God. Originally got the freshwater

Stelly:   14:22
nephew in Roman got s Web toon myth images, power costume, sweet enemy. He Neptune is the god of water and see an ancient Roman religion and mythology. His Greek a couple in is the God is the God. Poseidon. The Roman conception of Neptune was mainly influenced by the at true skin God nephew ins. Neptune was associated with fresh water as well as the sea, while oceanics was God of the World Ocean

Gavin:   14:57
so well, educational as well as entertainment.

Stelly:   15:02
There's statues of Neptune that you do not want to see

Gavin:   15:08
living swiftly on you can a blushing a little bit.

Stelly:   15:15
Nep ah, Neptune is like the PTA. And then he uses his magic power to make tons of Patty's and is like, Ah ha! I've made 1000 and then SpongeBob makes one, but he makes it with love and compassion, and he put Smiley faces on it, takes his time, and everyone hates the 1000 Patties that Neptune has made. And then he's like, Well, you think this fry cook has done better than me and he tastes SpongeBob and King Neptune is like, Oh my gosh, I need that fry, cook and swim drug winds. And then Neptune realizes that SpongeBob doesn't want to do it, and SpongeBob doesn't do it. I'm so confused because it's the beginning. He said that he has to

Gavin:   16:20
did. You must've a three part tricks face in his butt.

Stelly:   16:23
Oh, no, we didn't. Well, yeah. Neptune fixes Patrick. Bye. Fake. Sing him. Quote quote

Gavin:   16:31
because he's up so much as you did.

Stelly:   16:39
Also, Mr Crabs tells SpongeBob that I have all my bets on you, my lad, and then takes all this money to the bets and says,

Gavin:   16:48
Put it all

Stelly:   16:49
on Neptune. Mr. Crabs went bankrupt that day. Oh, well, so anyway and then Neptune is like I cannot live, would have thes Patties, throw in SpongeBob, trains him instead. And just has Neptune King Neptune at the Krusty Krab, right? Yeah. And then Sponge Rob Seas Neptune using his powers to make the crabby patty. And then this fun throbs like it's not made with magic. It's made with love. What is the difference between those two things? Magic will make the same patty as Love

Gavin:   17:46
s so confused and not thoughts. Staley. Let's face it, this wasn't the best episode ever. That was the worst

Stelly:   18:07
episode ever. Meet? No, because that was pickles,

Gavin:   18:11
the worst one that we rated. So far speckles the second washers. Memories Mining, Barnacle Boy

Stelly:   18:18
it Mermaid man and Barnacle Boy Much better than this.

Gavin:   18:23
Oh, you think

Stelly:   18:26
somehow Benny like this,

Gavin:   18:28
that the patent law off once of this I was bored for most of it. I was just want it to end.

Stelly:   18:36
The only time I left I left it to Tom Kenny Bit and I g cooled a little bit. I didn't really laugh. Yeah, laugh from the inside. Mr. Crabs went over and he's like, I believe in you. Spun right. Just kidding. I placed all my bets on Funny on the

Gavin:   19:00
inside. So what? I mean, I agree this feels like an end of the season episode will adjust. Let's just crank this one and then move on the off season break to think it was some new ideas. Help yourself to water. Whether it I don't know what kind of school you gonna give this one?

Stelly:   19:25
Ah, four out of

Gavin:   19:26
10. I think I'm gonna give us. They have given this up too. What, You think it's what gave pickles on men with money? Barnacle

Stelly:   19:43
saying with this page, Google is unresponsive.

Gavin:   19:49
Okay, well, thank you for making it today. and often seems like a very brief. In an entertainment episode of SpongeBob Square, cast your sponge Bob Square pants podcast. If you want to get in touch with us, you can do so. We're SP Square cast on Twitter on your Sponge. Bob Square cast gmail dot com. If you want to send us an email also, if you want Thio a couple of bucks if he wants to steal his college fund, you can do so on our picture on state where patron dot com slash spongebob Square Casper. You get extra monthly content and we're probably going to do thanks to a Twitter poll that we hunt last week, we're going to be looking at the Sponge Bob Square Pants movie, So yeah, well, the choice of doing something that lasted for 45 minutes of doing something like that for an hour and 1/2 and people chose the thing. What's it for? Thank you so much for your song. Okay, take it away

Stelly:   20:47
in the town where I was born. Three sea and land off some Marines. So he says, up to the sun. Wait, wait